if irene adler comes back, i want her to come back w/ a girlfriend and no romantic feelings towards sherlock bc he’s old news
Never put your mental health in someone else’s hand. They’ll crush you every fucking time.
my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.
They just know better.
damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.
I treat my body like a temple. But not like a regular temple like an ancient hedonistic temple dedicated to orgies and substance abuse
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
Pass this on Tumblr
This is actually pretty important
very important information
do you know how much i would have benefited from this two years ago when i wasn’t a fucking child
I have this headcanon where Steve’s son is born with his original health maladies and wants to grow up to be just like his dad - and Steve is confronted with all these feelings of inadequacy as a father because he realizes his son can’t grow up to be like him. But no kid will probably ever be better protected from bullies, considering who all his uncles are. It’s probably just a matter of time before Uncle Tony builds him some really sweet replacement braces (“Should they have spinning rims? I feel like they should have spinning rims.”)
YOU SEE THOSE JAGGED BITS ON THE FLOOR?!
THAT’S MY BROKEN HEART.
Surprise surprise, it’s racist garbage. It’s like Frankenstine made an abomination out of katy perry, gwen stephani, and ke$ha. I really shouldn’t have to explain what’s wrong with it, but in the first 5 seconds we have:
Butchered the Japanese language
reduced Japanese people into props
bastardized Japanese street fashion
and made ourselves look like we’re trying WAY to hard to revitalize our careers. My guess at the thought process for this was “what do the kids like these days??? What’s that Japanese stuff called.. um.. kuhwaee? Yeah that’ll get us money! We can still keep pretending like Avril Lavigne is relevant to the younger generation!”
Anyways it was a terrible failure and a really, really sad joke I hope I will never have to see again.